Full text of “Hayduke, George Getting Even Paladin Press”. See other formats. CIA Book of Dirty Tricks Recoil / Eutronix PDF conversion by Grog Index Additives. A hilarious overview of the methods people use to get even with big business, government and enemies. These dirty tricks range from the simple to the elaborate. George Hayduke has 23 books on Goodreads with ratings. George Hayduke’s most popular book is Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks.

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Remove the sweet contents of the candy egg and replace with any sort of vile concoction.

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Within moments you’re an involuntary participant in a game of chicken with that cyclist, who swerves while you weave. The second or third question the police will ask the mark is whether he or she has any witnesses for the movie alibi. You unlock only one.

Get Even: The Complete Book of Dirty Tricks by George Hayduke

Charity Charity begins at the home of your mark. Another combatant in the never-ending war between the land rapists and landowners or environmentalists borrowed the old OSS tire-spike idea, married it to the Malay gate of Indo-Chinese fame, and put some heavy vehicles on the shelf for a while.

Kathy Ross had a bad time with magazine-subscription service through which she ran a credit-card charge. But, alas, she’s on her own out there doing rotten things to evil people as just another avenging angel. Use your imagination to locate something that will disgust everyone, even farm animals.

I waited for her nearby. But nasty and personalized touches that are designed especially for your own mark make each hit more effective. The Baffling Radiologist offers a way of fighting back against junk mailers. Here’s how Stud’s scam works. Ever been to one? Suppose you learn that all sorts of misinformation and other lies are in there. The cop was especially hypocritical and nasty about honest working girls: He told me he would love to find, buy and place a dead human head on the geogre of his truck.


Donna came to the rescue and here’s what happened. Or, you can walk into the washeteria with about five pounds of calcium carbide wonderful stuff and dump it into a washing machine. The evdn of death was two months in advance. It will kill vegetation more quickly than standard herbicides. Let me know when and where. Much of the blame goes to the police chief and the mayor who brought blackmail pressure on the banker geroge of his extramarital affair with a local lady.

One of the finest testimonials Hayduke ever received come from the Bishop of Estonia and Idaho, the Right Holy Curtis Bevaqua, who said of George in a church pronouncement, porcus ex grege diaboli “a swine from hzyduke devil’s herd”.

What will we do with them all?

Hayduke, George Getting Even Paladin Press

It might be fun to place a dead rat on the front of a mouthy mark’s car with a neck tag that reads, “You’re next. Most public officials are a waste anyway so what’s it matter, as one of my old CIA chums once said. But even paying on time doesn’t always guarantee perfection. If accused, act shocked, hurt, outraged or amused, whichever seems most appropriate. You can use either the cartridge or the pump type — just to be sure you get one with enough power to penetrate metal.

As a postscript, he enjoyed this activity so much that he built dozens of the spike devices and became a traveling one-man hit squad, placing the traps whenever he saw evidence of the heavy water-tank trucks.

If you’re motivated enough to carry off this stunt, no one has to tell you how to start the mark’s car without a key. Nobody in the group jumped in with a riff to save him, either. However, there are a few specific tricks that may be used to bring rain on the IRS picnic.

I have been assured by a former IRS field auditor that someone will have to make an effort to verify each return. It is not that hard if you plan, bargain, and buy ahead.


To check, look carefully for the white georgw clipped to the sheet. If you could smuggle some in with you, stuff roadkill under a car seat or in the glove compartment. Just make sure that the pin short- circuits the center conductor to the metal outer shield. You finally pass each other in good dodgem-car fashion. This was always with other girls, of course— his regular girlfriend knew nothing about all of this. How does it feel to be a dead man? A hyper, rightwing zealot jumped on the issue and scared the town council with his insane babble.

Here, according to Hoffman, are the more useful foreign coins. I knew a chap who became annoyed at a Krishna who followed him out of the Indianapolis airport, verbally abusing him for not making a contribution. The sign says “Don’t park in handicapped zone again, jerk or we’ll see that you qualify! If all this doesn’t work, wait off the dealer’s premises and approach customers as they leave the showroom.

Indeed, in his classic review of Mr. Moral persuasion doesn’t turn red ink to black and a friendship refuses to balance things. Paint, cheap perfume, acid, and CS gas all have their place.

The form should carry the warning, “Please refrain from sexual relations of any kind until we can diagnose your case. Small-town media usually won’t allow reporters to come — car dealers buy lots of ads, and you don’t.

Naturally, you used the mark’s name when you engaged the backhoe and you told the operator you’d have a landscape contractor you there to meet him. All that the guards or the video cameras note is “someone” in your costume.